THE ULTIMATE WEAPON IS…….A CHEESE GRATER/CARROT GRATER/PENIS GRATER!
all ya have to do is warn them!…”ima bring da grater out if u dnt back off mister!”
yhh thats ryt!..just warn them if they try to penetrate u…tell’em u’ll grate their penis! ;D
So the picture above is a normal grater..but as u can see it’s a bit big to carry around all day isn’t it??..DON’T WORRY!..im coming out wiv a new product!…its gonna be foldable and has protective layer onda outside so it wont grate away ur pocket/bag (jus like a mirror) it will be designed to fit all pocket sizes LOOOOOOL!!
i will name my product L.T’s PG(which stands for PARENTAL GUIDANCE towards giving child PENIS GRATER)
Stay tuned for more of my juicy mind ;P
-Lee’Sar TRANN
